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General Pinkie Pie - profile info by A4R91N General Pinkie Pie - profile info by A4R91N
So here are the profile screens for every pony general!
Each of them will contain respective army emblem as well as some backstory in regard to how members of the Mane6 became part of the Equestrian military.
Writing is not my strong point so text may seem a bit corny to some, I admit it xD
I also want to thank :icondarkstarflyer66: for helping me fix some parts of their backstories.
Made using :iconadobeps-plz: CS3

General Rainbow Dash
General Applejack
General Pinkie Pie -> here
General Twilight Sparkle
General Rarity
General Fluttershy

Command and Conquer Generals and Command and Conquer Generals Zero Hour EA Games
My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Lauren Faust / Hasbro
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:iconmlpfan298:
MLPFan298 Featured By Owner Edited May 23, 2015
... OK.
1. Who at HQ thought it was a good idea to promote Pinkie to General!?
2. WHO FUCKING GAVE HER THE LAUNCH CODES!?!?!

With that aside, cool pictutre.
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Imansattarzadeh Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Student Artist
wow.good thing i lookd at the stop sighn..i was going to use it in my steam pro..but ok 
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Imansattarzadeh Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Student Artist
pinki:MELT EVERY THING MUST MELT
o sorry i mean
PARTY EVERY THING MUST PARTY
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Stevie-Bond Featured By Owner May 20, 2014
General Pinkie Pie: "Let's get this raiding party started! *Evil laughter*"
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:iconcentaur71:
Centaur71 Featured By Owner May 13, 2014
Pinkie's military creed; 'HAPPY NUKE YEAR!'
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:iconimansattarzadeh:
Imansattarzadeh Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  Student Artist
it looks like a NUKE party this year >:3
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MetalSnake666 Featured By Owner May 5, 2014
Oh god, whose idea was it to give Pinkie the nukes?
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:iconsfaccountant:
SFaccountant Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014
... And that's how Equestria was un-made.
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:iconfanfictionaddiction7:
fanfictionaddiction7 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2014  Student General Artist
I don't trust her...
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Fujin777 Featured By Owner Feb 13, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh boy, Pinkie Pie with nukes? If an enemy saw that, they'd be shitting bricks (sorry for the language!)

Also, when it comes to superweapons, they need to be used very carefully or you could lose moral support because of apathy for your own units caught in the crossfire of these weapons.

You want better superweapons? Try the Spartan II's, Spartan III's, Spartan IV's, and Orbital Drop Shock Trooper's from the Halo series because they're humans trained for warfare.
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The-Nuclear-Pegasus Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Yeeesss!! Nukes!!:D
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Jawad116 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014
This is pretty much my strategy when I am not the mood to send conventional forces.
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:iconcaptainprower:
CaptainPrower Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
"...Some ponies simply want to watch the world burn."
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KuuztinR Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
General Tau
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:iconmaddkossack115:
MaddKossack115 Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2014
True, except for personalities: Tao is a mentally deranged lunatic who cackles insanely when nuking the opponent, and Pinkie is...

...Wait, what's that in the bio?

"...keep on bombarding the enemy, even when they are clearly trying to retreat or surrender"?
"...has been criticized numerous times, especially on those... occasions... her own units or that of her allies... ended up being caught in the blast radius"?

:godno: Oh God, they're one and the same!!!
Run Away RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!Run Away 
Nuke 

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KuuztinR Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
I personally would question the sanity of any general who spells his name with a T and yet pronounces it as a D.  I mean I know that's the Mandarin grammar but honestly why?  Just use the D, how hard is it to use proper phonics?

And by the way, did you just use a Monty Python ref- *flash*

AAAAAAAHHHH!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!  *blast wave, and vaporized*

*Skeleton gets up*  I'm OK!  I'm just a zombie... give me your brains and nobody gets hurt.
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MaddKossack115 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014
I think the pronunciation of "Tao" is somewhat irrelevant when compared to cackling insanely, and ranting about "The glow... THE WONDERFUL GLOW!!!" like Gollum gushing over his "precious".

I mean, President Bush couldn't pronounce "nuclear", but he wasn't a cackling madman bent on nuclear armageddon - he was a dumbass who wouldn't notice Cheny launching the nukes when his back is turned.
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KuuztinR Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
Yeah, yeah, sure, sure... *picks up axe*  Now... about those brains...
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MaddKossack115 Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2014
*cocks shotgun* STAND BACK PAL!!! This sucker's loaded with buckshot, and even if blowing your zombified head off doesn't kill you, you won't be able to get my brains!  And I'll blow your other limbs off too for good measure!

That said, do you want anybody's brains in particular (mine not included)?  I hear Justin Beiber's gray matter is just ripe enough for the discerning walking corpse...
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KuuztinR Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
Zombies eat brains, Justin Beiber is safe, besides, you just HAVE to keep making witty remarks that make yours look all the more tempting.  Besides if you shoot my head off I'll respawn anew.
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MaddKossack115 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014
Ok, sorry for making stupid jokes.  But seriously, what'll it take to get you to leave my brains alone already?!  I kind of need it for all the college courses I'm taking...
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ColonelBSacquet Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013
1) Bombarding a surrendering enemy or an enemy trying to surrender.
2) Catching friendly troops in the blast radius.

Either of those tow, even committed just once, would have been enough to me to instantly demote her to private 2nd class.
If not dishonourably discharge her, send her to jail, and serve a minimum sentence of 20 years.
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Garrus17 Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2013  Student Filmographer
1) No it really wouldn't. She is a General, 4 Star even, not a Col. She would have the power to bombard surrendering targets. Depending mostly on Rules of Engagement. Usually a General is who establishes this in the first place. Yes she would be looked down upon and depending on how the Commander in Chief feels about it will determine if she is removed from command or not. In fact most of what was said in this would have 0 impact on the General anyway because it would only roll to the lower tier officers as to why surrendering targets were killed.

2) That is collateral damage. aka Friendly Fire. That shit happens all the time. In fact in a real world situation wouldn't be her fault. It would be the lower command to tell the friendlies to get out, or call out danger close.

3) This is based off of a Video Game called Command and Conquer: Generals. In this game you can blow up whatever you feel like and no one will care.

4) This is a pony that has the clear intention of overkill... The idea that she would even make it to General is a parody of it's own...

tl;dr.. Tis a parody. Get over it.
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ColonelBSacquet Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013
"1) No it really wouldn't."
Oh ?

"She is a General, 4 Star even, not a Col."
So what ?

"She would have the power to bombard surrendering targets. Depending mostly on Rules of Engagement. Usually a General is who establishes this in the first place."
Just because one has the rank to write RoE doesn't mean (s)he has the right to openly call for murder of surrendering enemy troops or civilians and non-fighters. Equestria doesn't look like a country where life, even enemy's life, is so cheaply valued.

"Yes she would be looked down upon and depending on how the Commander in Chief feels about it will determine if she is removed from command or not."
What about laws ? Like Penal Code, international conventions and stuff ? Video game logic, I guess.

"In fact most of what was said in this would have 0 impact on the General anyway because it would only roll to the lower tier officers as to why surrendering targets were killed"
I wonder how long would the lower ranks cope with bearing the sh*t their commander pulled up.
I mean, seriously ? Risking being sent to a martial court for something you didn't commit and did whatever you could to prevent ?
IRL, some major and successful riots and acts of mutiny happened for less than that.

"In fact in a real world situation wouldn't be her fault"
Really ? The lower ranks - like colonels and generals with less stars - have to correct this and that in their commander strategies, but that would be no excuse for carelessness for said commander, like using WMDs while the commander knows many friendlies or civilians will be caught in. IRL, Mac Arthur said he wanted to nuke northern China, during the war of Korea ; or maybe even just consider the possibility of using the A-Bomb. He said it once. Then, he was removed from his position of command.
Just because your among the top brass doesn't mean you can do, nor say whatever you damn want without a major risk of major consequences for you.

"4) This is a pony that has the clear intention of overkill... The idea that she would even make it to General is a parody of it's own..."
True, true.

"3) This is based off of a Video Game called Command and Conquer: Generals. In this game you can blow up whatever you feel like and no one will care."
Eeyup. Video game logic. :-)


"tl;dr.. Tis a parody. Get over it."
I confess, I confess. I tend to look like I'm over-reacting, sometimes. I know. *sorry*
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Garrus17 Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2013  Student Filmographer
"Just because one has the rank to write RoE doesn't mean (s)he has the right to openly call for murder of surrendering enemy troops or civilians and non-fighters. Equestria doesn't look like a country where life, even enemy's life, is so cheaply valued."
"I mean, seriously ? Risking being sent to a martial court for something you didn't commit and did whatever you could to prevent ?
IRL, some major and successful riots and acts of mutiny happened for less than that."

You must not be familiar with what happened around 2003 in Iraq. Perhaps you should watch Generation Kill for a bit of reference. RoE was pretty loose.


"IRL, Mac Arthur said he wanted to nuke northern China, during the war of Korea ; or maybe even just consider the possibility of using the A-Bomb. He said it once. Then, he was removed from his position of command.
Just because your among the top brass doesn't mean you can do, nor say whatever you damn want without a major risk of major consequences for you."

Which is why the Nuke isn't a General's call it's the CiC's and was at the start.
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DJ-AppleJ-Sound Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Student General Artist
Hah, cool! 
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